Could You Afford To Live In These TV Show Houses?

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Everyone dreams of having a place to call home… A house of your own to decorate as you see fit without worrying about tack marks on the walls, angry landlords and lost deposits.

Even our favourite fictional characters need homes to go to after a long day of narrative tomfoolery and the guys at Which? Mortgage Advisers have worked out exactly how much those homes would cost… Even Sherlock requires a safe space to work on cases… After all, it’s not a literal Mind Palace.

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Mrs. Hudson not included, 221b Baker Street would set you back a cool £1.7million – a chunky sum that would require you to solve a lot of complex murder cases!

 

Even though the elegant two-bed Georgian townhouse is a mere stone’s throw away from Central London conveniences, its proximity to a commercial business and the bullet holes in its frontage make for something of an insurance risk… You would be looking at a mortgage deposit of 25% of the property value, which is around £425,00. The real mystery though is how the heck can Sherlock afford that?!

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The same question can be asked of William Thacker… Owner of a failing bookshop and the house with the blue door in Notting Hill.

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If the inflated house prices of London are still your bag… Why not venture south to Croydon and move into a flat more suited to middle management rather than a crime-solving mastermind? Enter: Peep Show‘s Mark Corrigan. His bachelor pad complete with balcony for easy access during illicit love affairs with downstairs neighbours, is estimated to cost £220,000.

 

Flats are generally leasehold – which means the mortgage lender would require 50 to 60 years… But at least your mates are more likely to pay rent than Jezza!

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A desirable family property on Salford’s Coronation Street, formerly inhabited by Tyrone Dobbs, might be within your buying budget – thanks largely to the dodgy loft conversion.

The savings you’ll make on your mortgage will almost certainly cover the costs of your physical and emotional therapy, after living on the tumultuous patch of TV history.

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If you’re looking for slice of Great British seaside, head to Gavin and Stacey‘s neck of the woods down Barry Island on the South Wales coast.

 

A little piece of Barrybados is the second most affordable real estate on the Which? Mortgage Advisers comprehensive list, totting up to £130,000 plus a 5 per cent deposit for the mortgage lender – which is a grand total of £136,500. Plus, this loving family home comes with competitive mortgage rates, which will no doubt please Bryn and Gwen.

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When making their choice between Chigwell, Essex and Barry in Wales, I’m pretty sure the question of affordability made Gavin and Stacey’s decision all the more simple. If you’re looking for a cheap crib, the only way is absolutely not Essex, with its private pools and detached contemporary living solutions.

 

Joey Essex, lives in a property valued at £1.6 million. But as they point out, “just like tans, houses are not just for summer” and unless you can manage those payments, the house can be remortgaged for up to 85 per cent its value.

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Only marginally more affordable is the home of Dot Cotton, which could be yours for £875,000, fully-furnished. This would presumably include Dot Cotton who is practically part of the furniture… Walford’s daily markets and thriving community would result in higher stamp duty for potential landlords, who wouldn’t be able to live in the property themselves…

Which isn’t too much of a disappointment, considering that house could fill books – or a long-running TV series like Eastenders – with all the horrors its walls have witnessed.

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A cushty sale can be had in the heart of Peckham, if you fancy taking up residence in Derek and Rodney Trotter’s old gaff… Though the previous fictional tenants may be happy for a cash-in-hand backdoor deal, but in reality, getting a mortgage on any high-rise flats can prove difficult with lenders. Banks tend to shy away from lending on properties where less than 50 per cent of the flats are privately owned.

Only Fools and Horses accepted.

 

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If it’s a home in which to horse around you’re after, the extensive grounds in the next two ancestral pads offer plenty of galloping space… For the £72 million Downton Abbey, you’ll need to seek advice from a bespoke loan service. If you have royal aspirations – like the cast of The Crown – a mortgage on the £2.2 million Buckingham Palace would require private specialist funding and the total upheaval of the British constitution.

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So, if these famous houses are anything to go by, house prices continue to soar, mortgages are becoming as elusive as Pixie dust, and Generation Rent looks set to be indefinitely clutching at the bottom rung of the property ladder. According to the findings of Which? Mortgage Advisers, it appears that owning a house is the stuff of fiction for most of us in the near future.

 

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