Man Dies After Porn Stash Falls On Him

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If you wanted a little proof that porn could be bad for your health, this is it 100%.

 

The great German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche once said “The mother of excess is not joy but joylessness”. Now you might be wondering what this pretentious quote has to do with this story, but when your porn collection (…that weighs roughly six-tons) falls and kills you, you’ll find that it’s quite fitting for the occasion.

 

The unfortunate victim from Japan, only identified as Joji, was found after being buried for an estimated six months under an admirable six tons worth of wank-bank material.

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The former car maker’s body was found in his apartment by his landlord after he entered the premises owing to overdue rental payments. Apparently a member of the cleaning crew hired to “dispose” of his mountains of smut found Joji’s body buried under it. According to the cleaner, who suspected he may have died from a heart attack, Joji had covered little piece of space in the apartment with dirty magazines and cuttings of his favourite “articles”.

 

A tragic loss, our thoughts go out to Joji’s friends and family.

 

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