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This man may just be the most envied specimen in mankind.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera from Saltillo, Mexico, has the largest penis in the world, with his huge dong measuring a mammoth 18.9 inches, making Jonah Falcon’s famed phallus look like a flaccid flop.

Cabrera is unsurprisingly proud of his appendage, which is a whopping 12 inches bigger than average – with women (apparently) preferring a penis size 6.3 inches long.

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Roberto’s penis brings entirely new meaning to the term “ankle-grazer”, hanging well below the 54-year-old’s knee and looking more at home on a shire horse than a human male.

Despite health concerns expressed by medical experts over the size of this trouser snake, Roberto is attached – literally – to his not-so-little Roberto.

He told Barcroft TV:

I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognise this record… I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world.

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The sheer size of Roberto’s rod causes him a number of health problems. He frequently suffers urinary tract infections and he keeps his colossal member wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing.

Every night he sleeps on his back so as to avoid discomfort and Roberto says his penis has too much girth to have intercourse. Not only that; but his penis keeps him from enjoying the finer things in life, such as sex… And kneeling down… Indeed, Roberto is now recognised by the Mexican government as disabled and he does get economic benefits in order to survive.

But, according to doctors, Roberto refuses to take their advice and have a penis reduction.

Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said:

We have advised him ‘Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children.’ But he doesn’t accept it, he’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.

In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feel special.

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Despite the difficulties, Roberto is remaining positive about his future, saying he’d like to pursue porn:

I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me; And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal. They don’t care about what I have in my pants.